archive:books:jasper-fforde [re.search.notes]

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book upgrade
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I've never read any Jasper Fforde, but having just visited <a href="http://www.jasperfforde.com">his web site</a> and stumbled upon such delights as his 'book upgrade centre' it's become clear I have no choice but to add all his work to my wish list.

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1: Editions covered by this upgrade: All United States Viking hardback editions. ON NO ACCOUNT attempt to upgrade any advanced reader's copies, Penguin Softback or UK editions; a 'deep text crash' may result which will render your book unreadable and could wipe your entire library.

2: Earth the book by touching it lightly against a dictionary.

3: If you are running your library on the outdated SCROLL V7.3 or PAPYRUS 2.8, please upgrade immediately to BOOK 7.3 which is available by downloading HERE and is now bundled with PageGlow<sup>TM</sup> and AutoPageTurnDeluxe<sup>TM</sup> at no extra cost.

4: If you are running the Beta Version of BOOK V8 and have Anti-GrammasitePro<sup>TM</sup> or ReadZip<sup>TM</sup> activated, please disable before upgrade. Third party hardware ancillaries such as bookmarks, pressed flowers, old bus tickets, etc, must also be removed.

5: Using a fine black pen make the following corrections: 

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Comes complete with a link to a label to download and add to your book once you're done. Wonderful.