Recently received by e-mail, here are some alternative lyrics for use during any karaoke event over the coming festive period: THE ARCHITECT SONG (to the tune of I Will Survive) At first I was afraid, I was petrified thinking I could not design what you had specified But then I spent too many years redrawing what you just built wrong and I grew strong and I learned how to get along And now you're back With more floor space I just walked in to find you here with that QS look upon your face I should have changed that stupid plan I should have made you pay that fee If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me Oh go now go, delete that door move the wall around now you don't wanna pay for it anymore Were you the one who tried to break me with your RFIs you think I'd crumble you think I'd lay down and die? Oh no not I I will survive....