A friend of mine has a fantastic talent for unwittingly mashing up well known phrases. Unbeknown to him I've been jotting them down over the last few months. Here are a few of my favourites.

Time period of indeterminate length:

...it's like waiting for a piece of string...

Warning! Heinous violence towards fruit:

...this is our first stab at the cherry...

Double negative:

...it could be one of my mistyping errors...

Are you a dogsworth?

...I'm the office jobsbody...

The pastry is the key:

...as light as pie...

Do you believe in reincarnation?

...I suspect that one is gonna die a duck...

And finally, my personal favourite because of the image it conjours up:

...Well, we spent the first half of the meeting just finding each others feet...

If you can beat any of those, be sure to add them in the comments.